"Anyway, the fence guys left these little chunks of Sakrete all over the yard. Damn near ruined the mower blade. Took me an hour to clean it all up."
"What's 'Sakrete'?"
"It's this sugar-free concrete they came out with in the early 70s. Turned out it caused vaginal warts, though -- even on men -- so they had to take it off the market."
"Nice. Hey, park right there."
"No, let's drive around another half hour to find a space ten steps closer to the entrance."
"Yeah, I agree. I get enough exercise already. I was out doing yard work yesterday, too."
"Wow, you must be exhausted. A whole hour sitting on a riding lawn mower."
"Hey, eat me; I was also doing twelve-ounce curls."
"My sincerest apologies. I've misjudged you."
"OK. I'll accept your apology in lieu of eating me.
"Good. I'm not much of a cannibal."
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